Cast

• John McConnell Detective Dave Loomis (as John 'Spud' McConnell)
• Mark McLachlan Detective Mike Myers
• Melissa Morgan Mrs. Lampley
• Toni Wynne Tiffani Lampley
• J.P. Delahoussaye Fuad Ramses III
• Chris Mauer Mr. Lampley
• Christy Brown Bambi Deere
• Christina Cuenca Misti Morning
• Michelle Miller Laci Hundees
• Kristi Polit Trixi Treeter
• Jill Rao Candi Graham
• Cindy Roubal Brandi Alexander
• Veronica Russell Secretary
• Trey Bosworth Bum #1
• Lavelle Higgins Bum #2
• Judy Thomas Police Officer #1
• Penelope Helmer Pippi the Cop
• Stevie Leininger Stripey
• Silky Smoth Police Officer #2
• John Fridge Dildo Guy
• Daniel Franzese Altar Boy
• Nick Leon Cute Girl
• John Waters The Reverend
• David F. Friedman Wedding Guest
• Donald Farmer Wedding Guest (uncredited)
• Billy Slaughter Best Man (uncredited)

Writers

• W. Boyd Ford

Producers

• W. Boyd Ford
• David F. Friedman
• Penelope Helmer
• Bryan Kalfus
• Jimmy Maslon
• Jacky Lee Morgan
• Melissa Morgan
• Brian Pitt
• Steven Teagle
• Mike Vraney
• Jimi Woods