Cast

• Marilyn Joi Cleopatra Schwartz (segment "Cleopatra Schwartz")
• Saul Kahan Schwartz (segment "Cleopatra Schwartz")
• David Zucker Man (segment "His New Car")/Technician #2 (segment "Eyewitness News")/Grunwald (segment "Courtroom")
• Marcy Goldman Housewife (segment "Household Odors")
• Dulcie Jordan Guest #1 (segment "Household Odors")
• Gracia Lee Guest #2 (segment "Household Odors")
• Sheila Rogers Guest #3 (segment "Household Odors")
• Joseph G. Medalis Paul Burmaster (segment "High Adventure") (as Joe Medalis)
• Barry Dennen Claude LaMont (segment "High Adventure")
• Colin Male Spokesman (segment "Argon")
• Ed Griffith Host (segment "Danger Seekers")
• Robert Starr Rex Kramer (segment "Danger Seekers")
• Richard Gates Boy (segment "Eyewitness News") (as Rick Gates)
• Tara Strohmeier Girl (segment "Eyewitness News")
• Neil Thompson Newscaster (segment "Eyewitness News")
• Jim Abrahams Technician #1 (segment "Eyewitness News")/Announcer (segment "Courtroom")/Other Roles
• Jerry Zucker Technician #3 (segment "Eyewitness News")/Man (segment "Nytex P.M.")/Beaver (segment "Courtroom")/Hands (segment "Fixative")
• Anna Crawford Mother (segment "Scot Free") (as Anne Crawford)
• Bob Harland Father (segment "Scot Free")
• Michael Harland Son (segment "Scot Free") (as Mike Harland)
• Mary Harland Daughter (segment "Scot Free")
• Katherine Wooten Woman (segment "Nytex P.M.")
• Jeff Maxwell Man (segment "Feel-A-Round")
• Julia Embree Box Office Girl (segment "Feel-A-Round")
• Bruce Bonnheim Ticket Taker (segment "Feel-A-Round")
• Tracy Landis Candy Counter Girl (segment "Feel-A-Round")
• Michael Alaimo Usher (segment "Feel-A-Round")
• George Lazenby The Architect (segment "That's Armageddon")
• Victoria Carroll The Nurse (segment "That's Armageddon")
• Jack Roberts The Governor (segment "That's Armageddon")
• Jesse Emmett The Governor's Aide (segment "That's Armageddon")
• Donald Sutherland The Clumsy Waiter (segment "That's Armageddon")
• Newell Alexander The Firechief (segment "That's Armageddon")
• Armand Cerami The Fireman (segment "That's Armageddon")
• Henry Gibson Himself (segment "United Appeal for the Dead")
• Roberta Kent Mrs. Hefsteder (segment "United Appeal for the Dead")
• Christopher Hanks Johnny (segment "United Appeal for the Dead")
• Dena Boehms Sister (segment "United Appeal for the Dead")
• Bill Bixby Himself (segment "Headache Clinic")
• Janice Kent Barbara Duncan (segment "A.M. Today")
• Michael Laurence Frank Bowman (segment "A.M. Today")
• Larry Curran Tom Leclair (segment "A.M. Today")
• Mike Hanks Ron Butler (segment "A.M. Today") (as Michael Hanks)
• William Tregoe John Fitzsimmons (segment "A.M. Today")
• Eloise Hardt Sheila Hamilton (segment "A.M. Today")
• Mallory Sandler Astrologer (segment "A.M. Today")
• Ellen Regan Judy Morton (segment "A.M. Today")
• Rick Baker Dino (segment "A.M. Today") (as Richard A. Baker)
• Bill Breslau Technician (segment "A.M. Today")
• Lenka Novak Linda Chambers (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
• Betsy Genson Nancy Reems (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
• Nancy Mann Susan Joyce (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
• Stephen Bishop Charming Guy (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
• Gwen Van Dam Mrs. Burke (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
• Charlie Dougherty Mistaken Boy (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
• Uschi Digard Woman in Shower (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble") (as Ursula Digard)
• Michael Kearns Man in Shower (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
• Felix Silla Crazed Clown (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
• Mark L. Levine Boy Going Blind (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble") (as Mark Levine)
• Boni Enten Rita Filagree (segment "Courtroom")
• Dick Yarmy Taylor (segment "Courtroom")
• Michael McManus Hornung (segment "Courtroom") (as Michael L. McManus)
• Ross Durfee Judge (segment "Courtroom")
• Stephen Stucker Stenographer (segment "Courtroom")
• Tony Dow Wally (segment "Courtroom")
• Bob Liddle Bailiff (segment "Courtroom")
• Charlotte Zucker Jurist (segment "Courtroom")
• Forrest J Ackerman Jurist (segment "Courtroom") (as Forrest J. Ackerman)
• Susan Breslau Jurist (segment "Courtroom")
• Francie Shagin Jurist (segment "Courtroom")
• Patrick Strong Sailor (segment "Willer Beer")
• Wayne Walls Bald Beer Drinker (segment "Willer Beer")
• Reuben Soto Bald Beer Drinker (segment "Willer Beer")
• Leonny Martorada Bald Beer Drinker (segment "Willer Beer")
• Mike Dallbert Bald Beer Drinker (segment "Willer Beer")
• Richard Barrett Bald Beer Drinker (segment "Willer Beer")
• Jackie Kaufman Pretty Girl (segment "Willer Beer")
• Vera Stough Housewife (segment "Nesson Oil")
• David Clover Husband (segment "Nesson Oil")
• Jack Baker Boy (segment "Sex Record") (as John-Anthony Bailey)
• Sharon Kaugh Girl (segment "Sex Record")
• Manny Perry Big Jim Slade (segment 'Sex Record') (as Manuel Perry)
• Nancy Steen Housewife (segment "Zinc Oxide")
• Steve Lee Son (segment "Zinc Oxide")
• Arnold Weiss Husband (segment "Zinc Oxide")
• Eric Micklewood Asquith (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Derek Murcott Pennington (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Evan C. Kim Loo (segment "A Fistful of Yen") (as Evan Kim)
• Agneta Eckemyr Ming Chow (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Bong Soo Han Dr. Klahn (segment "A Fistful of Yen") (as Master Bong Soo Han)
• Ingrid Wang Ada Gronick (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Nathan Jung Bulkus (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Dovie Boehms Concubine (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Tony Gaznick CIA Agent (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Pugil Kwon Klahn's Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Phillip Rhee Klahn's Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Simon Rhee Klahn's Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Dong Lim Klahn's Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Chong Lee Klahn's Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Howard Nemo Klahn's Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Won Seo Klahn's Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Hee Ill Choi Klahn's Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Johnny Vanek Loo's Wrestling Opponent (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Kim Weiskopf Prisoner (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Rollin Moriyama Prisoner (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Kim Lee Prisoner (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Branscombe Richmond Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• John Leoning Prisoner (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• George Cheung Guard #1 (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Marcus K. Mukai Guard #2 (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Norman Tse Guard #3 (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Arthur Song Prisoner (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Tad Horino Technician (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• David Wang Game Show Host (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Chris Abbott Tour Guide (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Shirley Levine Tourist (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Peggy Doyle Auntie Em (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Gary Gayle Nin Chuk Killer (segment "A Fistful of Yen") (as Gary S. Gayle)
• Alberto Isaac Alarm Man (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Maria Adams Klahn's Harem (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Young Hwang Klahn's Harem (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Sheila Tan Klahn's Harem (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Eileen Lum Klahn's Harem (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Evelyn Louato Klahn's Harem (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Oanh Samora Klahn's Harem (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Emmanuael Amit Palace Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Carmelo Aguilar Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Jesus R. Avila Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Mike Brown Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Danny P. Bruz Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Daniel Bustos Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Paul Cardenas Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Marvin Castellon Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Gino Cedra Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Rudy Chavez Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Duono Kay Choun Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Alejandro Cruz Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Martin Delgadillo Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Manuel S. Diaz Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Tran Chan Duc Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Randy Echeverria Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Orville Echeverria Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Trang En Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Richard Felix Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Benjamin Figueroa Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Carlos D. Flores Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Joe Flores Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Tempa Galstan Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• David Garcia Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Mike Goto Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Michael Gradney Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Richard R. Gradney Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Richard R. Guttierrez Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Ear Heng Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Giang Liet Hong Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Phuoe Tinh Hua Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Henry Huerta Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Kleng Huor Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Paul Iwasaki Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Zetulio Jiminez Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Tang Kheng Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Alan Kim Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Ngo Eng Kuong Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Pung Trang Laen Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Meng Lee Lam Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Tony Larios Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Che Leng Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Jojie M. Lengsomin Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Joel Lengsom Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Say Bun Ling Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Mario Llamas Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Rudy Marcis Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Carlos Mancilla Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Cea Mario Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Julio Martinez Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Jose Mendez Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Hear Chlev Meng Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Poch Meng Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• To Lip Meng Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Larry Mirelez Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Mario Mitchell Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Tony Montanex Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Galo Naranjo Jr. Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Mickey Naranjo Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Gary Ng Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Lee Ngo Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• To Lip Nguong Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Gus Ochoa Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Chun Sil Oh Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Ngo Ooy Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Olih Osias Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Germin Paso Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Hoy Lydara Pong Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Oscar Quesada Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Rudy Ramirez Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Jesuse Rone Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Arluro Ruezzo Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Roland Sanchez Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Kan Chhaing Sear Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Edwin Seas Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Ricardo Siciliano Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Jose Sierra Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Reuben Sierra Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Lam Sun Sok Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Armando Solano Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Gilbert Solorzano Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Manuel Solorzano Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Kim Huy Song Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Ngo Yan Song Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Ruben Sota Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Jose Sotella Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Wesley D. Stoltz Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Fernando Tajan Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Ngo Tap Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Tony Testero Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Oscar Trana Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Ngo Uykok Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Gerardo Valadez Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Vladimir Verceles Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Arthur Villegas Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Hong Kong Vin Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Hidetoshi Viscaino Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Peter Vodegel Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Mike Wan Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Randy Wei Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Arnold Wong Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Jaminen Wong Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Carlos Yoshimura Klahn's Army (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
• Shadoe Stevens Voice Overs (voice)
• Bob Holt Voice Overs (voice)
• Ron Russ Voice Overs (voice)
• Linda Inglstad Voice Overs (voice)
• Robert K. Weiss Voice Overs (voice) (as Bob Weiss)
• Ron Ganz Voice Overs (voice)
• Paul Basta Voice Overs (voice)
• Ron Gans (voice)
• John Landis TV technician fighting with gorilla (segment "A.M. Today") (uncredited)
• Lance LeGault Toy Robot (segment "A Fistful of Yen") (uncredited) (voice)
• Tina Louise Woman in Feel-O-Rama Movie (segment "Feel-O-Rama") (voice) (uncredited)
• Leslie Nielsen Man in Feel-O-Rama Movie (segment "Feel-O-Rama") (uncredited) (voice)

Writers

• Jim Abrahams
• David Zucker
• Jerry Zucker

Producers

• Kim Jorgensen
• Larry Kostroff
• Robert K. Weiss