I am human. I am the one whose shadow is coincidence. I am that guy who if gets bored, will fall asleep in a matter of minutes. I am a very generous person. I am an assembler at Wal*Mart. I am one who loves to dip pizza in ketchup. I am one of the funniest people you will ever meet. I am an asshole sometimes. I am a certain someone who writes for WYLFWT.com. I am that carbonation addict who is always drinking Dr. Pepper. I am the person everyone trusts. I am JP Paxton.