Cast

• Jeffrey Weissman Brainwashed Youth
• Eric Voge Brainwashed Youth
• Carolyn Stellar Our Guests at Heartland
• Velvet Rhodes Reporter
• Bob Quinn Dancer
• Scott McKinley Soldier
• 'Dirty Dan' McBride
• Bobby Lento Pimp
• Howard Leese Ensemble
• Cary Huff Heartland resident-Dancer
• Cheryl Faye Dancer
• Rick J. Wagner Dancer
• Chris Strong Angry Bus Passenger
• Antoinette Yuskis Dancer
• Richard Weisman Dancer
• Lulu Washington Dancer
• Andy Tennant Dancer
• Judy Susman Dancer
• Dennis Stewart Dancer
• Lou Spadaccini Dancer
• Andy Roth Dancer
• Greg Rosatti Dancer
• Kathy Pickle Dancer
• Melinda Phelps Dancer
• JoAnn O'Rourke Dancer
• Sean Moran Dancer
• Kim Miyori Dancer
• Ben Lokey Dancer
• Mimi Lieber Dancer
• Mary Ann Hay Dancer
• Sandra Gray Dancer
• Ken Grant Dancer
• John Robert Garrett Dancer
• Deborah Fishman Dancer
• Larry Dusich Dancer
• Lionel Douglass Dancer
• Cindy DeVore Dancer
• Tom Demenkoff Dancer
• Dennis Daniels Dancer
• Carol Culver Dancer
• Sheryl Cooper Dancer
• Leonard Connor Dancer
• Jennifer Buchanan Dancer
• Helena Andreyko Dancer
• Barbi Alison Dancer
• Gary Wright Our Guests at Heartland
• Margaret Whiting Our Guests at Heartland
• Lenny White Our Guests at Heartland
• Alan White Our Guests at Heartland
• Bobby Womack Our Guests at Heartland
• Wolfman Jack Our Guests at Heartland
• Johnny Winter Our Guests at Heartland
• Hank Williams Jr. Our Guests at Heartland
• Grover Washington Jr. Our Guests at Heartland
• Diane Vincent Our Guests at Heartland
• Gwen Verdon Our Guests at Heartland
• Frankie Valli Our Guests at Heartland
• Tina Turner Our Guests at Heartland
• John Stewart Our Guests at Heartland
• Al Stewart Our Guests at Heartland
• Connie Stevens Our Guests at Heartland
• Dash Crofts Our Guests at Heartland
• Jim Seals Our Guests at Heartland
• Joe Simon Our Guests at Heartland
• Del Shannon Our Guests at Heartland
• Sha-Na-Na Our Guests at Heartland
• Danielle Rowe Our Guests at Heartland
• Monti Rock III Our Guests at Heartland
• Johnny Rivers Our Guests at Heartland
• Chita Rivera Our Guests at Heartland
• Minnie Riperton Our Guests at Heartland
• Helen Reddy Our Guests at Heartland
• Bonnie Raitt Our Guests at Heartland
• Anita Pointer Our Guests at Heartland
• Wilson Pickett Our Guests at Heartland
• Robert Palmer Our Guests at Heartland
• Jonathan Paley Our Guests at Heartland
• Andy Paley Our Guests at Heartland
• Lee Oskar Our Guests at Heartland
• Alan O'Day Our Guest at Heartland
• Peter Noone Our Guests at Heartland
• 'Cousin Brucie' Morrow Our Guests at Heartland
• Curtis Mayfield Our Guests at Heartland
• John Mayall Our Guests at Heartland
• Jackie Lomax Our Guests at Heartland
• Nils Lofgren Our Guests at Heartland
• Mark Lindsay Our Guests at Heartland
• Marcella Detroit Our Guests at Heartland
• Jo Leb Our Guests at Heartland
• D.C. LaRue Our Guests at Heartland
• Joe Lala Our Guests at Heartland
• Bruce Johnston Our Guests at Heartland
• Dr. John Our Guests at Heartland
• Etta James Our Guests at Heartland
• Barry Humphries Dame Edna Everage - Our Guests at Heartland
• Nona Hendryx Our Guests at Heartland
• Heart Our Guests at Heartland
• Eddie Harris Our Guests at Heartland
• Billy Harper Our Guests at Heartland
• Adrian Gurvitz Our Guests at Heartland
• Geraldine Granger Our Guests at Heartland
• Leif Garrett Our Guests at Heartland
• José Feliciano Our Guests at Heartland
• Yvonne Elliman Our Guests at Heartland
• Randy Edelman Our Guests at Heartland
• Donovan Our Guests at Heartland
• Barbara Dickson Our Guests at Heartland
• Rick Derringer Our Guests at Heartland
• Sarah Dash Our Guests at Heartland
• Jim Dandy Our Guests at Heartland
• Ula Hedwig Our Guests at Heartland
• Sharon Redd Our Guests at Heartland
• Charlotte Crossley Our Guests at Heartland
• Carol Channing Our Guests at Heartland
• Keith Carradine Our Guests at Heartland
• Jack Bruce Our Guests at Heartland
• Stephen Bishop Our Guests at Heartland
• Elvin Bishop Our Guests at Heartland
• George Benson Our Guests at Heartland
• Keith Allison Our Guests at Heartland
• Peter Allen Our Guests at Heartland
• Rosa Aragon The Computerettes / Dancer
• Anna Rodzianko The Computerettes / Dancer
• Tracy Justrich Tippy
• Terri Lynn Wood Bonnie
• Patrick Cranshaw Western Union Manager
• Delos V. Smith Jr. Old Lonely Hearts Club Band
• Morgan Farley Old Lonely Hearts Club Band
• Hank Worden Old Lonely Hearts Club Band
• Woody Chambliss Old Sergeant Pepper
• Bob Mayo Young Lonely Hearts Club Band
• Stanley Sheldon Young Lonely Hearts Club Band
• Stanley Coles Young Lonely Hearts Club Band
• Scott Manners Young Sergeant Pepper
• Eleanor Zee Mrs. Henderson
• Jay W. MacIntosh Mrs. Fields
• John Wheeler Mr. Fields
• Max Showalter Ernest Shears
• Patti Jerome Saralinda Shears
• Carel Struycken The Brute
• George Burns Mr. Kite
• Stargard The Diamonds
• Billy Preston Sergeant Pepper
• Earth Wind & Fire Earth, Wind & Fire
• Alice Cooper Marvin Sunk (the 'Sun King')
• Aerosmith Future Villain Band (FVB)
• Steve Martin Dr. Maxwell Edison
• Dianne Steinberg Lucy
• Sandy Farina Strawberry Fields
• Donald Pleasence B.D. Hoffler
• Paul Nicholas Dougie Shears
• Frankie Howerd Mr. Mustard
• Maurice Gibb Bob Henderson
• Robin Gibb Dave Henderson
• Barry Gibb Mark Henderson
• Peter Frampton Billy Shears

Writers

• Henry Edwards
• Tom O'Horgan
• Robin Wagner

Producers

• Dee Anthony
• Bill Oakes
• Robert Stigwood