The Love Guru 2008

Marco Schnabel

Pitka (Meyers) an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player (Malco) whose wife left him for a rival athlete (Timberlake).




  • Dani Jazzar Variety Dancer
  • Taylor Flood 11 Year Old Girl #1
  • Jaan Padda Young Deepak (attached)
  • Manu Narayan Rajneesh
  • Suresh John Indian Man
  • Sachin Bhatt Dancer
  • Ravi Patel (attached)
  • Gigi Dalka Busty Waitress
  • Trevor Heins Young Pitka
  • John Oliver Dick Pants
  • Boyd Banks Medic #1
  • Samantha Bee
  • Jessica Barrow
  • Telma Hopkins Lillian
  • Omid Djalili Guru Satchabigknoba
  • Verne Troyer Coach Cherkov
  • Romany Malco Darren Roanoke
  • Ben Kingsley Guru Tugginmypudha
  • Mike Myers Pitka
  • Jessica Simpson (rumored)
  • Meagan Good Prudence
  • Justin Timberlake Jacques Grande
  • Jessica Alba Jane Bullard


  • Graham Gordy
  • Mike Myers


  • Gary Barber
  • Roger Birnbaum
  • Michael De Luca
  • Sean Gannet
  • Graham Gordy
  • Donald J. Lee Jr.
  • Mike Myers
  • Alli Shearmur